101 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

by wildcherry on Saturday, November 7th, 2009 | Humour, Life

One just can’t help but laugh when they go through the 101 ways which are enough to get one kicked out of WalMart. Here’s some that i think are the funniest ones. Anyone dare to try to get kicked out of Walmart? Let us know if it works!

Hold indoor shopping cart races.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.
When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don’t actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don’t get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Put condoms in random shopping carts.
Jump into someones cart and scream push me push me!