by bintangkecil on Sunday, November 8th, 2009 | Humour, Life | 1 Comment

Venn diagrams or set diagrams are diagrams that show all hypothetically possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets (groups of things). Venn diagrams were conceived around 1880 by John Venn. They are used in many fields, including set theory, probability, logic, statistics, and computer science.

Here are some hilarious and funny Venn Diagrams for you to laugh at:

Time When I Am Truly Happy

Social Media

The Truth About Chicken

Music Snob

Nerd

Things To Be Kept Out of Reach of Children

Serial Killers

Harry Potter

A Unification Of Cutlery

The Love Story of Two Circles

Japan’s karaoke

Black, White, and Red

Halloween or Child Molesters

Baring My Heart

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by wildcherry on Saturday, October 31st, 2009 | Humour, Life | No Comments

Funny Halloween Quotes and Sayings

“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.” – Unknown Author
“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.” – Linus from ‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’
“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.” – Chris Rock
“Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.” – Conan O’Brien
“Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams, So I’ll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.” – The Classics IV
“Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting.” – Lorna Luft
“They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth.” – Tina Yothers
“Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.” – Gwen Stefani

Scary and Creepy Halloween Quotes

“Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.” – William Shakespeare
“Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.” – Shakespeare’s ‘Macbeth’
“From ghoulies and ghosties And long-leggedy beasties And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!” – Scottish Saying
“Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows’ Specter struts Along the moonlit way.” – John Kendrick Bangs
“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.” – J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
“My candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open…” – Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

Funny Halloween Jokes

Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating? A. Bone appetite
Q. What happens when two vampires meet? A. It was love at first bite!
Q. What’s a Vampire’s least favorite song? A. Another one bites the dust!
Q. Why was the mummy so tense? A. Because he was all wound up.
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? A. He didn’t have the guts.
Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? A. Newlywebbed
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To go to the body shop.
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans.

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